Damnit, I think I’m getting a cold! Tell me all of your tried and true cold remedies, preferably ones that involve whiskey, please.

Free WiFi on my Qantas flight today, OK download speed, but no upload. Can’t complain, it’s free!

Just when you think you have things sorted out, life throws a fucking huge spanner in the works.

I’m going to destroy my tasks list today…oh wait, I have a meeting booked from 9 to 10

Son gets shot in Fortnite, blames me for distracting him… I’m lying on the floor reading a book. 😂